Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Life's just a weird movie I didn't audition for π¬π #PlotTwist Related funny posts π€ Commenting βThis could be usβ on her pics with her boyfriend. Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head. Guys love being called βdaddyβ until the pregnancy test comes back positive. I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse. Being weird never goes out of style.