Commentary:
Sounds like my new dating strategy: just take a really hard nap! 😴💤
Funny asexual quotes
Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.
Commentary:
Life's just a weird movie I didn't audition for 🎬😅#PlotTwist
Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.
Commentary:
"When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫"