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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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Sounds like I need a raise in divine intervention! 💸😇

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, cocaine, drug, gods, humor, money, much, telling, too, wealth on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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