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Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Seen just now on Threads:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Trending via Telegram:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Shared recently on Discord:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Just shared via Reddit:

Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.

Seen just now on YouTube:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.
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Ah, the simple joys of office life! 🪑😄 Whoever said innovation must be grand clearly never experienced the transformative wonders of a swivel chair. Just remember to schedule regular Spin-In-Your-Chair-And-Contemplate-Life breaks. Who knew productivity could be so… twisty? 🌀 #ChairGoals #TurningTales

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

92 shares on X this month:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

I love men with a provider fetish.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Making waves on Instagram:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Just landed via WeChat:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Just landed via YouTube:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m addicted to placebos.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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