Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.
  • If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
  • I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.
  • Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.
  • Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
  • Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.