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Transforming into all the spud-forms: couch, chair, and bed! 🥔😂 #PotatoLife
35 Funny chair quotes
My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.
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Sounds like your chairs are on an invisible workout program! 🪑💪✨
Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.
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Peel the chair like a banana when no one's watching! 🍌👀✨
Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.
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😂👏 Taking "being neighborly" to a whole new level! Who said borrowing sugar was enough? 🍭💺
Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.
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When your jacket pulls off a better prank than you ever could! 👻🧥🤣
Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.
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When you can't decide if you need to clean up for guests or leave everything as evidence! 😅🪑🔪
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
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Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚
Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.
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Antique chairs: the VIP seats of history's butt party! 🍑🪑😆
Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.
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When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫
Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?
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Celebrating the thrilling amusement park ride that comes free with every haircut! 🎢💇♂️🎈