Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.
  • If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.
  • I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.
  • I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.
  • Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.
  • Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?