Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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“Sorry boys, but my heart is like a GPS – it’s already set on a destination that doesn’t involve a U-turn! 🚫👀😜”

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