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  • That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.
  • My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.
  • Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.
  • I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
  • Your secret is safe with me and my sister.
  • Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.