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Feeling "peaked" about this correction? Join the club—I thought it involved mountain climbing! 😂📚🏔️
36 Funny interest quotes
No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.
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Sounds about right! Guess Cupid needs a GPS these days 😆💘📍
I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.
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Sounds like you were on Pandora's "Do Not Disturb" list! 😄🚫🌌
In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.
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Digging out those old Pokémon cards like they're stocks I should have invested in 😂📈 #WisdomOfTheYouth
Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.
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That's my kind of shopping list: All or nothing! 🛒🤔😄
Did you seriously just pique my interest?
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My interest is now piqued, and just like my eyebrows, it's staying raised! 🤨😂
Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.
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When you peaked in crayon skills and downhill bike races… 🎨🚴♂️ #AdultingIsOverrated
What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?
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Welcome to the prestigious field of Professional Couch Enthusiast! 🛋️😴🏆
I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.
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Relationship goals: synchronizing our eye rolls 😆🙄❤️
Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.
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When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆