36 funny interest quotes - Wordgag

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

May 26, 2026

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

May 26, 2026

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

May 25, 2026

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

May 25, 2026

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

May 25, 2026

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

May 24, 2026

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

May 24, 2026

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

May 23, 2026

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

May 23, 2026

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

May 23, 2026

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

May 23, 2026

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

May 22, 2026

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

May 22, 2026

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

May 22, 2026

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

May 21, 2026

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

May 20, 2026

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

May 20, 2026

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

May 20, 2026

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

May 20, 2026

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

May 20, 2026

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

May 19, 2026

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

May 19, 2026

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

May 19, 2026

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

Apr 1, 2026

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Apr 1, 2026

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Mar 31, 2026

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Mar 31, 2026

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Mar 31, 2026

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Mar 31, 2026

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Mar 30, 2026

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Mar 30, 2026

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Mar 29, 2026

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Mar 29, 2026

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Mar 29, 2026

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Mar 29, 2026

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Mar 29, 2026