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- Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.
- Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
- I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”
- At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
- If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.