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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to β€˜like’ them.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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I like how β€œenergy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Going viral on WeChat:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both β€” naked people arguing about politics.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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β€œNovember Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Just shared via X:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.
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Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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Breaking via Telegram:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Making waves on TikTok:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Breaking via Messenger:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Spotted on Threads:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Trending via X:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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