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Sorry, canโ€™t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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"Sorry, can't. I'm pear-occupied with my juicy ripened fruits ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅญ Can't let them down, they've 'pear'-fected their ripeness game! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜„ #PearPriorities"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ago, couple, days, excuse, fruit, humor, i, pears, procrastination, ripened, sorry on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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