Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds. I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it. “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.