Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.
  • I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.
  • And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.
  • Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.
  • My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
  • One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.