Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"No need to apologize, tardiness just means you were savoring the sweet taste of freedom for a bit longer! 😜⏳ #FashionablyLate" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come. Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it. “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email. If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.