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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Commentary:
"Trying to use 'pre' and 'post' together is like trying to hit pause and rewind on life at the same time ⏪🔄 Talk about a preposterous paradox! It's a linguistic rollercoaster – with no seatbelts! 🎢😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, before, both, definition, humor, language, means, post, pre, preposterous, pun, same, time, wordplay on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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