Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! ๐ก๐ฎ๐ #MercuryInGatorade" Related funny posts ๐ค Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself. Iโm a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs. Anyone else think itโs weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign. Rent really donโt make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review? Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.