Sorry, I canβt talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"BRB, on a mission to rescue my foot from sock distress! π§¦π¨π€£" Related funny posts π€ Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection? I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks. I actually think itβs quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself. Two things I learned yesterday: Iβm not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but Iβm too old to get out of one. My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.