Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Commentary:
"Looks like the digital age has revolutionized romance! πŸ’ŒπŸ’» Who needs a card when you've got endless texts, emojis, and GIFs to express your affection, right? Happy paperless anniversary, lovebirds! πŸ₯‚πŸ’•"