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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

May 21, 2026

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

May 21, 2026

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

Apr 1, 2026

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

Apr 1, 2026

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Apr 1, 2026

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Mar 31, 2026

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Mar 30, 2026

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Mar 27, 2026

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Mar 24, 2026