Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and im…

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Commentary:
🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, “Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!” 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife

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