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🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, "Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!" 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife

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20 shares on WeChat this month:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

13 shares on X this month:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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