Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a productive meeting with the wall’s latest updates 🛋️⏳🧖♂️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall. Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me. Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection. My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.