The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your wallet doubles as a personal trainer ποΈββοΈπΈπ Related funny posts π€ Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout. If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym… Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day? Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out. My wallet is empty, just like my soul.