Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!
- Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.
- How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?
- “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.
- Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.
