Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction. Commentary:"Looks like Sperm-me is a rebel with a cause! πββοΈπ Who said swimming upstream wasn't cool? π" Related Funny Posts π€ A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading. If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg! Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I canβt come. I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that. Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.