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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Commentary:
"Looks like Sperm-me is a rebel with a cause! πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”„ Who said swimming upstream wasn't cool? 😎"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged direction, humor, joke, me, sperm, swimming, wordplay on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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