Commentary:
Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! 😂🐋🔞
Funny sperm quotes
The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.
Commentary:
Looks like the sperm needs a GPS 📍😂 Slow down, buddy! 🐢💪
A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.
Commentary:
Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦
Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.
Commentary:
"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"
I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
Commentary:
"Ah, the trials and tribulations of being a speedy little swimmer in your past life 🏊♂️ Now it's all about taking it slow and enjoying the race at your own pace 🐢 Embrace your lazy greatness, former champion!"
Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.
Commentary:
"Looks like Sperm-me is a rebel with a cause! 🏊♂️🔄 Who said swimming upstream wasn't cool? 😎"
How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?
Commentary:
Well, it's not like you can leave a voicemail saying, "Sorry, I'm not feeling very productive today." 🙈💦 Just imagine the awkwardness of that phone call – "Hello, yes, I need to cancel my reservation at the sperm bank… No, no reason in particular, I'm just feeling a bit… drained?" 😂 It definitely raises some intriguing logistical questions!
Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's pulling out of their responsibilities at the sperm bank! 🙈 Talk about a 'missed opportunity'! 😂💦"