A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦 Related funny posts 🤝 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray. Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won. Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come. How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come? Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.