Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won. Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts. Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now. I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
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