Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppStealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
