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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real…

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real…

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"Who needs a hoodie when you can upgrade to a whole new ride? 🚗💨 Ladies, level up! #RealWomanGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged amateur, car, confidence, hoodie, humor, joke, real, steal, theft, woman on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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