Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.
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"Who needs a hoodie when you can upgrade to a whole new ride? 🚗💨 Ladies, level up! #RealWomanGoals"

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