I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Commentary:
"RIP to the bravest man who ever dared to tell a woman to 'calm down' πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‹ May his memory serve as a cautionary tale for future generations of men everywhere! Farewell, dear sir, you shall be dearly missed… by no one. πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ"