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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Sure, I guess you could say my pantry is a treasure trove of antique seasonings! 🌶️🧂 Who needs vintage furniture when you have spice jars from the late 1900s? 😄 #SpiceUpYourLife #PantryAntiques

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged antique, collection, count, food, humor, i, irony, late-century, pantry, spice, spices, sure on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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