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Antique chairs: the VIP seats of history's butt party! 🍑🪑😆
Funny antique quotes
Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.
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Looks like you took "vintage" a bit too seriously! 😂👵🏼 Bet they didn't know your true value! #AntiqueShowAntics
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.
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"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"
Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.
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Sure, I guess you could say my pantry is a treasure trove of antique seasonings! 🌶️🧂 Who needs vintage furniture when you have spice jars from the late 1900s? 😄 #SpiceUpYourLife #PantryAntiques