Women are like apples; I like biting them. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂" Related funny posts 🤝 Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples. Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased. Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis. Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen. The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.