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"Who knew the real issue was not in talking to animals, but in expecting a response back? It's a fine line between Dr. Dolittle and Dr. Delusional!"

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51 shares on X this month:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

69 shares on Discord this month:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

My favorite color is money.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My favorite color is money.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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