Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew the real issue was not in talking to animals, but in expecting a response back? It's a fine line between Dr. Dolittle and Dr. Delusional!" Related funny posts 😂 “Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore. If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office. I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well. Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer. I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.