Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The only men you can trust is ramen.
  • You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
  • If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”
  • One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.
  • I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.
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