Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew the real issue was not in talking to animals, but in expecting a response back? It's a fine line between Dr. Dolittle and Dr. Delusional!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone. I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy. I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply. If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up. The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.
