If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up. Posted onMar 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"That's one way to ensure a peaceful elevator ride! 🍽️🚪😅" Related funny posts 🤝 My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on. If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh. Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme. Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons. Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.