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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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"That's one way to ensure a peaceful elevator ride! 🍽️🚪😅"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, case, conversation, eat, elevator, humor, i, joke, me, say, shut, shut up, stranger, survival, talk, talking, want on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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