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  • No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.
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  • I embarrass myself in front of myself.
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  • Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!