Telling my parents they’re like family to me. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally made it official! ππ¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦π Related funny posts π€ The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law. Saw someone from high school. She said she hadnβt seen me in years. Thatβs likely because Iβd always seen her first. Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss. “Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting. My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.