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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need…

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need…

Commentary:
Rolling with laughter at this one! 🌿😂 My joints are very supportive of this message! 😜💨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged God, gratitude, humor, i, joint, joints, law, marijuana, medical, medical marijuana, need, pain, pain relief, relief, state, state law, thanks on Sep 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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