Commentary:
"Looks like it's a joint effort to keep your ankle rolled up 😂🌿🦶 #HighAnkle"
Funny joint quotes
Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.
Commentary:
"Looks like the hot singles over 40 are not just asking for a date, but also for some health advice! 🔥💪 Forget pick-up lines, they want to know your joint pain secrets instead! 💬😂 Who knew finding love could also mean finding the best anti-inflammatory remedy? 🌿💕 #MatchmakingForPainRelief"
My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”
Commentary:
Looks like when it comes to trust, the dishwasher is the real test in this relationship! 🍽️💸 Maybe she just wants to make sure you're not "cleaning" that money in there! 😄 #MarriageMysteries
People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.
Commentary:
"Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"
I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.
Commentary:
Still waiting for that "merge accounts" level magic! 💸💏
Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.
Commentary:
Rolling with laughter at this one! 🌿😂 My joints are very supportive of this message! 😜💨