And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Passing on the most precious legacy… a treasure trove of digital bedtime stories! 📚😂💻 Related funny posts 🤝 The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years. Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest. Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.