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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.