Thaw me like one of your french fries! Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone's feeling a bit frosty! 🍟❄️ Better bring out the ketchup and warm up those icy vibes! 🔥😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough. She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face. My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.” Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.