Thaw me like one of your french fries! Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#thaw #me #like #one #of #your #french #fries #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.” French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.
