The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's what happens when you cross a flock with a bad case of the munchies! š¦šØš Related funny posts š Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like Iām gonna solve a mystery. I heard you like bad boys. Well, Iām bad. At everything. Listen to the birds, not the news. Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs. We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.