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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.