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Charging for scientific articles feels like finding a plot twist at the end of a math book 📚🙄💸
14 Funny disgusting quotes
The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.
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That's what happens when you cross a flock with a bad case of the munchies! 🐦💨😂
The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.
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Ah, the paradox of life—turns out my favorite spa session is also a sabotage mission for my hair! 🚿😱💁♀️
Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.
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Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶
Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.
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Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?
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Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦
I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.
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Celebrating one day closer to Friday but at what cost? 🤔💼😅
I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.
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😂🏋️♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙♀️💦
Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?
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"Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"
There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.
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Oh, dear! Looks like someone’s giving new meaning to the term "over-the-shoulder viewing." 🤭🍸 Remember, folks, a little privacy goes a long way, especially when it comes to choosing what to watch over a cocktail! 😉📺 #BarEtiquetteGoneWrong