18 funny lack quotes - Wordgag

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May 20, 2026

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

May 19, 2026

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

May 19, 2026

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

May 18, 2026

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

May 18, 2026

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

Apr 1, 2026

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

Apr 1, 2026

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

Apr 1, 2026

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Mar 31, 2026

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Mar 30, 2026

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Mar 30, 2026

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Mar 29, 2026

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Mar 29, 2026

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Mar 29, 2026

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Mar 29, 2026

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Mar 29, 2026

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Mar 28, 2026

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Mar 28, 2026