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Mastering the art of code-switching: going from fancy-pants to casual-dude in 2 seconds 🕶️👔➡️👖😄
18 Funny lack quotes
Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.
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Seems like you've got a deficiency! Don't worry, I'm available by prescription only 😂✨💊
Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.
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When you're arguing with your toaster because it dared to burn your toast… 🍞🔥😡
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍
I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.
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It’s like a TED Talk, but with more awkward medical details! 🤦♂️🎤💊
My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.
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Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️♀️💊
Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?
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"Welcome to the thrilling world of corporate hide-and-seek! 🤫🕵️♂️📎 #MasterOfLookingBusy"
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…
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"When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"
My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.
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Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate game of 'Head-ache-tective!' 🔍🧠😅 Who needs puzzles when your body is a mystery, right? 😂💧🍕💤"
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
Commentary:
"Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"