The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cereal dilemma: the struggle is real! It's a crunchy conspiracy! π₯£ππ Related funny posts π€ Robots eating a bowl of cereal thatβs actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you donβt see that as much anymore. I canβt really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning. Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream. Whenever Iβm not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.