The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack. Commentary:"Can you imagine the surprise on their face? 😱 Talk about a feathered heart-stopper! 🦚💥 #peacockproblems" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My spirit animal is chasing his own tail. Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person. When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail. The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.” A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.