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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine the surprise on their face? 😱 Talk about a feathered heart-stopper! 🦚💥 #peacockproblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attack, heart, heart attack, humor, nature, peacock, person, reaction, surprise, tail, wildlife on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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