The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.
The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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β€œLooks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! πŸ›ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬ Don’t you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? πŸ‘½ #AlienBuilders”

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