The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Having children is a pyramid scheme. It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is. What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture? Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.