Commentary:
Joining a pyramid scheme: making friends one awkward family gathering at a time! 😂💸🤝
Funny pyramid quotes
The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.
Commentary:
Definitely a multi-level workout program 😂🏋️♀️🛑
Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
Commentary:
"Trying to break into the energy pyramid scheme: Step 1, invest in a nap. Step 2, repeat. 💤💪😆"
Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.
Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate betrayal: having to recruit your loved ones into a pyramid scheme and pray they still love you after 😅🔺 Just when you thought family dinners were awkward enough, right?
The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.
Commentary:
"Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"
Having children is a pyramid scheme.
Commentary:
"Having children is basically signing up for a lifelong pyramid scheme where the 'investment' keeps growing… in toys, clothes, and college tuition! 🧸👶💸#Parenting101"