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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.