The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Definitely a multi-level workout program πποΈββοΈπ Related funny posts π€ Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me. A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. My nickname in high school was βwho?β Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme. My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.