The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.