Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.