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- My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.
- Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
- The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.
- I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.
- I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.