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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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"Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake πŸ«πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! 😜 Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! πŸ—³οΈπŸ« #ChocoPolitics"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calory, chocolate, diet, election, humor, i, me, politics, promise, vote on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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