Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.
  • My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.
  • If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.
  • I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?
  • People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.
  • Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”