The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my plants and I are mutually ghosting each other π±π»π Related funny posts π€ Not going is the new leaving early. I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am. If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game. Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. People always say, “Thereβs plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but Iβve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.