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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

May 29, 2026

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

May 27, 2026

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

May 24, 2026

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

May 24, 2026

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

May 22, 2026

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

May 21, 2026

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

May 21, 2026

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

May 21, 2026

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

May 20, 2026